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Thursday May 02, 2024
Thursday May 02, 2024
In this rollercoaster of a podcast episode, we kick off with Danny the Gardener, who’s pruning his way to marital bliss, one petal at a time. As he preps for the big day, we segue into Cher, The Musical—because nothing says ‘I do’ like a power ballad. The curtains then rise for The Opera, where the only thing higher than the sopranos is the price of Noah Kahan tickets. After realizing we can’t afford them, we summon the Bots to snag a seat, only to get sidetracked by “Spicy” BookTok—the literary world’s guilty pleasure.
As we catch kids red-handed with these “spicy” reads, we ponder if the readers themselves are as fiery. The plot thickens when Adan Ross snitches on “Top” G, leading us to a controversial decree that all men must father five children before 40. If that wasn’t enough, Kendrick throws shade at Drake with a Euphoria track, right before we’re ambushed by a termite attack—talk about biting criticism!
We then dissect Euphoria itself, asking the hard-hitting question: Are Kendrick and Drake now on even terms? The bell rings for the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson showdown, with rules as unconventional as the fighters. Finally, we wrap up with the Rabbit R1 Review’s Review—because we review everything, including reviews—before dropping an important podcast announcement that might just change everything. Tune in, laugh out loud, and maybe—just maybe—learn why termites hate good music. Enjoy!
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🌟 Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:01:42 - Danny the Gardener
00:02:46 - Danny's Wedding Preparations
00:04:40 - Cher, The Musical
00:12:21 - The Opera
00:13:26 - Noah Kahan Tickets are Too Expensive
00:16:20 - Need Bots
00:17:53 - "Spicy" BookTok
00:25:52 - Kids Getting Caught Reading "Spicy" Books
00:28:49 - Readers of "Spicy" Books
00:33:15 - Adan Ross Snitches on "Top" G?
00:46:15 - All Men Must Have 5 Children before Turning 40
00:49:35 - Kendrick Responds to Drake with Euphoria Song
00:53:51 - Termite Attack
00:54:50 - Reviewing Euphoria
01:07:10 - Are Kendrick and Drake Even?
01:16:47 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson Rules
01:19:40 - Rabbit R1 Review's Review
01:21:10 - Important Podcast Announcement
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