Episodes
Friday Feb 16, 2024
Friday Feb 16, 2024
In this whirlwind episode of The Unqualified Gurus Podcast, we kick things off with a bang, diving into "The Taylor Bowl," where we ponder the world of NFL and Taylor Swift. From there, we navigate through the tumultuous waters of "Swift Gate," dissecting the latest drama that's got everyone on the right talking. Then, prepare for a laughter-filled ride with "Would You Rather? Actor Edition," where the choices are as absurd as they are impossible. The episode takes a nerdy twist with "MCU Lies & Updates," spilling the tea on the latest Marvel Cinematic Universe gossip, followed by the bombshell revelation of Pedro Pascal becoming the new lead of the Fantastic Four. Not to be outdone, "Knuckles: A Sonic TV Series!" speeds into the conversation, promising animated action and, likely, more of our childhoods reimagined. Then, we marvel at "Sunflower" becoming the first double diamond single ever, questioning if we've been listening to anything else. The absurdity reaches new heights with "Chicken Nugget: A TV Series?!," which might just be the peak of television innovation (or desperation). Love is in the air with the "Valentine's Day Special Segment," where we share but also advice! Followed by a jaw-dropping "Wedding Day Drama" that will make your craziest family gatherings seem tame. Finally, we raise a glass to "A Shot for Faithfulness and True Love," wrapping up with a cheers to the romantics and the skeptics alike. It's an episode packed with laughter, surprises, and just a hint of cynicism, perfect for those who love entertainment with a side of snark. Enjoy!
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:08 - The Taylor Bowl
00:21:07 - Swift Gate
00:26:53 - Would You Rather? Actor Edition
00:36:22 - MCU Lies & Updates
00:40:35 - Pedro Pascal: The New Lead of Fantastic Four
00:46:16 - Knuckles: A Sonic TV Series!
00:50:32 - Sunflower: The First Double Diamond Single Ever
00:53:37 - Chicken Nugget: A TV Series?!
00:57:38 - Valentine's Day Special Segment
01:15:18 - Wedding Day Drama :O
01:20:30 - A Shot for Faithfulness and True Love
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Thursday Feb 15, 2024
Thursday Feb 15, 2024
In memory of the writer's strike, we have left this description of blank. Enjoy!
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:01:09 - Weekly Drink: Naughty Words
00:01:33 - Rambling About Our Week
00:05:42 - Palworld: The Pokรฉmon Game We Deserved?
00:14:39 - No more Xbox Physical Games
00:17:39 - Elmo (and Danny) join X!
00:25:02 - Mattress Mack's New Rapping Ad
00:30:32 - Dallas' Giant Eye Ball
00:32:43 - Remembering the Writer's Strike
00:33:52 - Learning to Draw vs AI
00:40:32 - Apple's New Vision Pro!
00:48:54 - The Animals We Could Take On
01:00:15 - The Last Air Bender Live Action Will be Different!
01:05:33 - Famous Characters Entering the Public Domain
01:19:04 - Marker 14
01:21:50 - Farewell
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Monday Feb 05, 2024
Monday Feb 05, 2024
In this laugh-a-minute episode of The Unqualified Gurus Podcast, our hosts kick things off with a taste test of the exotic Maharaja, a drink that promises to be more interesting than your aunt's holiday punch. The conversation quickly veers into a PSA on why leaving your kids unattended is a recipe for disaster, peppered with anecdotes that'll have you both cringing and chuckling. Oscar's latest photoshoot gets a spotlight, while Ric gives us a play-by-play of the Royal Rumble as if it were narrated by David Attenborough - a segment so funny, it might just get you interested in wrestling. Taylor Swift can't stop getting hate by football fans, leading into a fantasy face-off between Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion that you didn't know you needed until now. The conversation circles back to Swift and football. Then, they dive into the MCU, discussing the latest on Deadpool and Daredevil with the kind of insight only slightly buzzed super-fans could offer. The "Crypto Preacher" segment turns financial advice into a comedy skit (or is it?), making even the most skeptical listener curious about digital currencies. A debate over the Dune 2 popcorn bucket design - is it a sandworm or something else entirely? - leads to an unexpected philosophical discussion about the Matrix's red and blue pills. The episode wraps up with a segment on the proper way to peel an orange, gentleman style, and a final debate on whether to take the red or blue pill, offering life advice that's as profound as it is playful. Tune in for an episode that's equal parts enlightening and entertaining, proving that wisdom often comes wrapped in laughter.
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:01:53 - Weekly Drink: Maharaja
00:03:11 - Do Not Leave Your Kids Unattended!
00:08:08 - Oscar's Photoshoot
00:09:42 - Ric's Narration of the Royal Rumble
00:12:52 - Taylor Swift at Football Games
00:14:10 - Nicki Minaj vs Megan Thee Stallion
00:18:52 - Back to Taylor Swift and Football Fans
00:20:33 - MCU: Deadpool & Daredevil
00:26:51 - Crypto Preacher
00:46:56 - Dune 2 Popcorn Bucket: Sandworm... or?
00:54:57 - What are Red and Blue Pills?
00:57:35 - Gentlemen, Peel the Orange!
01:10:00 - Red or Blue Pill, Which Should You Take?
01:46:01 - Blissful Farewells
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Friday Feb 02, 2024
Friday Feb 02, 2024
In this rollercoaster of an episode, The Unqualified Gurus dive headfirst into a mix of quirky and current topics, starting with the latest US earthquake risk map - spoiler: it's shaking up more than just the ground! The conversation then shifts to a comical tragedy as Danny bemoans the postal service for delaying his precious ring. Cue the dramatic music!
Tech enthusiasts, rejoice! The hosts delve into the futuristic world of Apple Vision Pro and VR, painting a picture so vivid, you'd swear you were in the matrix. Then, an epic showdown debate: Ric vs The Rock. Who would win in this hypothetical celebrity smackdown? The laughs continue with a magical discussion about Harry Potter and real-life Quidditch - broomsticks not included.
Tarantino fans are in for a treat as the hosts dissect 'Pulp Fiction', followed by a lively introduction to this week's drink, the Loggerhead. It's a cocktail conversation you won't want to miss! The wrestling theme bounces back with a chat about The Rock and other WWE actors transitioning to Hollywood. Then, they spotlight Mr. Beast's first video on X.
The episode crescendos with a hilariously intense game of 'Would You Rather? Famous Edition', challenging each other with scenarios around fame. Finally, they enter the Guru Pit to discuss Mexican Pokรฉmon - a fusion of culture and fantasy that's as wild as it sounds. The episode wraps up with their customary, heartwarming farewells, leaving listeners eagerly awaiting the next adventure with the Gurus.
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:01:05 - New Earthquake US Risk Map
00:03:47 - USPS Delays Danny's Ring
00:07:45 - Shots and Updates
00:09:16 - Apple Vision Pro and VR
00:14:33 - Spy Family
00:15:37 - Ric vs The Rock
00:18:53 - Harry Potter and Real Life Quidditch
00:24:43 - Pulp Fiction
00:26:19 - Weekly Drink: Loggerhead
00:27:16 - The Rock & Other WWE Actors
00:31:54 - Mr. Beast's First Video on X
00:54:41 - Would You Rather? Famous Edition
01:06:12 - Guru Pit: Mexican Pokรฉmon
01:18:12 - Farewells
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Friday Jan 26, 2024
Friday Jan 26, 2024
In this episode of The Unqualified Gurus Podcast, our hosts kick off with a spirited debate about the best ways to stay warm during winter, uncovering some hilariously unconventional methods. Things heat up as they dive into wrestling trivia, where their knowledge gets body-slammed by obscure facts. The conversation then shifts to the epic conclusion of "Attack on Titan," triggering a lively discussion on the art of handling spoilers - spoiler alert: they don't handle them well! This leads to an intense, spoiler-filled analysis of "Attack on Titan's" finale, dissecting every jaw-dropping moment. The tone takes a serious turn as they discuss the controversial Epstein list and its unexpected mention of Stephen Hawking, leading to a reflective conversation on Hawking's scientific legacy and impact. The gurus then jump into the 'Guru Pit' to debate the ethics of taking centerpieces from events - spoiler alert again: it's hilariously contentious! As the temperature drops, they share their experiences of Houston's recent arctic blast, blending personal anecdotes with absurd survival tips. Finally, they wrap up with a light-hearted debate on whether men should wear engagement rings before the wedding, offering both humorous insights and questionable advice. This episode is a rollercoaster of laughter, surprises, and the kind of wisdom that only unqualified gurus can provide.
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:43 - Staying Warm
00:04:13 - Wrestling Trivia
00:05:15 - Attack on Titan: The End
00:06:59 - Speaking About Spoilers
00:09:31 - Back to Attack on Titan *SPOILERS*
00:22:54 - Epstein List: Stephen Hawking
00:35:30 - Stephen Hawking's Legacy
00:56:05 - Guru Pit: Taking Center Pieces
01:13:13 - Houston's Artic Blast!
01:21:59 - Should Men Wear Rings Before the Wedding?
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Friday Jan 12, 2024
Friday Jan 12, 2024
๐ Episode Highlights:
๐๏ธ Welcome back, Unqualified Gurus! In this laughter-packed episode, we dive headfirst into the wild world of wedding prep - and trust us, it's not just about choosing the right cake! ๐
๐ [00:02:03] - We kick off with some hilarious recaps, revisiting our past shenanigans. Spoiler alert: It's as funny as you remember!
๐ฉ [00:04:49] - Next, we delve into the chaotic realm of marriage prepping. Spoiler: it involves more than just saying "I do"!
๐คต [00:10:14] - Ric spills the beans on his epic 'Best Man' story. Spoiler: It's a wild ride you don't want to miss!
๐ค [00:18:29] - Then, we tackle the ultimate music debate: Taylor Swift vs. Elvis Presley. Who's the real King... or Queen? Tune in for some heated, yet humorous, debate!
๐ต [00:33:05] - Discover the 'Secret Sauce' to success in the music industry. Hint: it's not just about the rhythm!
๐ [00:39:59] - Get ready for a comedic showdown: Kat Williams vs. Steve Harvey. Who will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Let's find out!
๐คฃ [01:15:29] - We take a trip down memory lane with 'Comedian Def Jam' - guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
๐ [01:18:07] - And finally, we wrap things up with our farewells. But don't worry, we'll be back with more laughs and unqualified advice!
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Friday Jan 05, 2024
Friday Jan 05, 2024
๐๏ธ Welcome to Episode 75 of "The Unqualified Gurus Podcast"! In this wild ride of an episode, we start off with Hernan, our resident "Wrestling Guru," body-slamming us with his wrestling wisdom. ๐คผโโ๏ธ (00:00:48) Next, we take a quirky detour into the world of coincidences, discussing parents hailing from the same town. (00:11:14)
๐ Wonder if Houston is just about work, work, work? We dive into this bustling city's vibe at (00:13:29). Then, tune in as we riff on the ever-evolving music scene in the U.S. (00:15:03), followed by a musical journey to the "Besame Mucho Concert." (00:18:53)
๐ Astro World gets a spotlight (00:22:02), but not before we're back in the ring with Hernan "El Silencio," our enigmatic wrestler. (00:25:17) We mask up to talk about masked wrestlers (00:37:58), jingle all the way with Christmas music (00:47:23), and then it's a quick tag-team back to the ring! (00:49:05)
๐ Brush up on your Zoomer lingo (00:54:50) - it's essential for survival in 2024! Speaking of which, we share our laugh-worthy New Year's resolutions and bold predictions for the year. (01:10:15) We wrap up the podcast trying to find the perfect guru title for Hernan. (01:32:40) Join us for laughs, insights, and a whole lot of unqualified advice!
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:48 - Hernan the "Wrestling Guru"
00:11:14 - Parents From the Same Town
00:13:29 - Houston, A Working City?
00:15:03 - The Music Scene in the US
00:18:53 - Besame Mucho Concert
00:22:02 - Astro World
00:25:17 - Hernan "El Silencio", The Wrestler!
00:37:58 - Masked Wrestlers
00:47:23 - Christmas Music
00:49:05 - Back to the Ring
00:54:50 - Zoomer Slang
01:10:15 - New Year's Resolution and 2024 Predictions
01:32:40 - Finding Hernan's Guru Title
01:40:13 - Farewells!
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Friday Dec 29, 2023
Friday Dec 29, 2023
In this rollercoaster episode of The Unqualified Gurus Podcast, we kick off with a lively start, unwrap the quirks of our Christmas gifts, and dive into the world's most unqualified events. Danny and Stacie's unexpected canine adventure leads us into the realm of hilarious Mean Uncles Christmas memes. We then take a hoppy pause with our Weekly Beer segment featuring SalvaVida, followed by the nutty tale of Mr. Beast's lawsuit. The drama escalates with Apple's surprising decision to pull watches off the shelves, and Panera's charged lemonade excessive caffeine. We venture into a spoiler-free zone with our Revel Moon review, then ramble through our favorite films, and round off with a lively debate on the most hated characters of all time. Wrapping up, we say our farewells, leaving you entertained, a bit more informed, and definitely questioning our qualifications! Enjoy!
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:01:54 - Our Christmas Gifts!
00:10:02 - The Unqualified Events
00:11:05 - Danny and Stacie Find a Dog
00:17:01 - Mean Uncles Christmas Memes
00:20:21 - Weekly Beer: SalvaVida
00:21:23 - Mr. Beast Loses Deez Nuts
00:31:03 - Apple Pulls Apple Watches Off the Shelves!
00:34:45 - Panera's Charged Lemonade
00:48:59 - Revel Moon Review (NO SPOILERS)
00:56:53 - Rambling About Films
01:05:55 - The Most Hated Characters of All Time
01:20:50 - Farewells!
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Friday Dec 22, 2023
Friday Dec 22, 2023
In this rollicking episode of 'The Unqualified Gurus Podcast', Danny, Oscar, and Ric take listeners on a whirlwind adventure that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. Kicking off with Danny's groomsmen revelations, the Danny and Oscar swiftly sweeps us to their exhilarating LA trip, where Oscar's near-death experience adds a dash of drama, while Ric chilled at home. Their journey doesn't stop there - they marvel at the Las Vegas Sphere. In a twist, they dive into philosophical musings, questioning the wisdom of gurus and the cringiness of millennials. The episode heats up with a foray into Twitch TOS drama and a speculative glance at Kanye West's latest album. Art and morality intertwine as they discuss separating artists from their art, while the MCU's loss of Jonathan Majors stirs up conversation. They even playfully debate the ethics of Pixar's Lightning McQueen before wrapping up with heartfelt farewells. This episode is a rollercoaster ride of laughter, debate, and deep dives into pop culture and life's quirky corners. Enjoy!
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:02:42 - Danny's Groomsmen!
00:04:05 - LA Trip!
00:06:57 - Oscar Met the In-laws!
00:09:50 - Oscar Almost Dies in LA
00:14:41 - We Saw Las Vegas Sphere!
00:17:38 - The Famous G-baby
00:21:30 - Terrible or Wise Guru?
00:25:57 - Are Millennials Cringy?
00:27:56 - Twitch TOS Drama
00:39:05 - Kanye West is Back?!
00:46:48 - Separating Art from the Artist
00:50:31 - Jonathan Majors is Out of the MCU
01:05:25 - Godzilla Minus One
01:13:36 - Guru Pit: Is Lighting McQueen a Wrong?
01:19:35 - Farewells!
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Friday Dec 01, 2023
Thanksgiving Hangover | #72 | MCU, TV Shows, Live Actions, and Will Smith
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Thanksgiving is over and our ketchup tamales are still haunting us. Nonetheless, we got to nerd out about current TV shows, the MCU, and new upcoming live actions! Also, new allegations against Will Smith are made, oh, poor Will! The episode ends with some interesting ramblings. Enjoy!
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๐ Episode Highlights:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:14 - Into the Spiderverse
00:01:12 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
00:03:55 - Loki and The MCU
00:15:12 - The Marvels
00:20:47 - The Last Airbender Live Action
00:23:41 - Live Actions
00:28:11 - Chuck E. Cheese Removes Animatronics
00:32:27 - Will Smith, Attacked Once Again
00:52:52 - It's That Time of the Year!
00:56:16 - At What Age Did the Magic Stop?
01:03:24 - Thanksgiving Parade
01:05:56 - Rambling Around
01:07:36 - Fatality in a Hockey Game
01:10:36 - Farewells!
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